Bus Conductors

9.2.27

Oh! What a life you bus conductors lead,
For to do hard work, you have no need,
Your hardest work, well so you say,
Is running up and down stairs all the day.

You help the ladies on and off your bus
But when it comes to men, oh dear what a cuss.
You chatter to the ladies and arrange to meet them all
You take one to the pictures, another to the ball.

It’s just platonic friendship, so what is there to care,
If only your wife still thinks your playing fair,
You tell the girls your married but your wife is just in name,
And then plead for their sympathy as you were not to blame.